Re-Done
I'm Becca, native Oregonian, new found Seattlite, theatre student.

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

Posted 23 Jul with 22,286 notesreblog

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

Posted 23 Jul with 14,920 notesreblog

dad-facts:

"marijuana cigarettes!!! bad alcohol and stick n pokes!!! bones and being uncomfortable!!!! NEW JERSEY!!!!! BASEMENTS???? i hated high school" - a front bottoms song, probably

Posted 23 Jul with 7,599 notesreblog

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via clamianwayne)

Posted 23 Jul with 258,721 notesreblog
You Don't Know Me (feat Regina Spektor)
Ben Folds ▹ Way To Normal

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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Posted 22 Jul with 255,875 notesreblog
  • skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*
Posted 17 Jul with 68,435 notesreblog

pomoe:

country music, or as I like to call it, “farm emo”

Posted 17 Jul with 279,816 notesreblog